*pause*.... I don't know where to start with a review of this book... so I'll list.
1. A very good parody it was NOT. It was okay but I've read much better.
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The fact that Edwart isn't a vampire was a let down and so was bringing in a totally different guy at the end who was an actual vampire. WTF? It also left out a whole boodle of possible hilarity by only referencing a Jacob character but not creating one.
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2. Aside from being a mediocre parody, I laughed my ass off in some parts. This alone makes me give it 3 stars. If I hadn't found myself gasping for air in multiple places, I wouldn't have finished this book.
3. Favorite part: *SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER*
"I noticed there was garlic above the doorframe. Edwart held a stake in one hand and a "Team Jacob" shirt in the other."
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All in all, worth the read for the decent amount of one liners but I'd recommend checking it out of the library instead of buying.
